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bara on board
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On 2/19/2005 Chris B
wrote in from
United States
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Hey Chef....wish i could do more..had surgery on my foot last friday, hit the hill Sunday, on Vicoden.....had my best runs of my life on the big hill but couldnt walk for the next two days...
I have no idea what that means
Tomorrow we'll be out again...with a high temp of 32.......
Cant wait 'till Athens
enjoy Cali
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keyboard racers
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On 2/19/2005
cfavero
wrote in from
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bara,w.t.,you two need to ride.cf
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Deathbox
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On 2/19/2005 Alex Chambers
wrote in from
United States
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Hackett
That is a sick shot!, where is it and who took it?, hey maybe that could be another trivia question.
I'll guess Dogbowl, Wynn Miller.
A.C.
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Chris Columbus: The Ultimate Guy
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On 2/19/2005
WT
wrote in from
United States
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"1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we."
Christopher Columbus:
• Didn't know where he was going.
• Didn't know where he was when he got there.
• Proclaimed to be the first to arrive even though he was surrounded by natives.
Did it all on borrowed government money.
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Guys Rules
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On 2/19/2005 Chris B
wrote in from
United States
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Guys' Rules
We've heard the womens rules a thousand times
Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don 't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as
skating, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape.
Round is a shape.
1. Gotta sleep on the couch tonight?
no problem ...... men really don't mind that
It's like camping.
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Jokes Are Like Sausage: It Just Keeps Getting Wurst!
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On 2/19/2005
WT
wrote in from
United States
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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bartender yells, "HEY! BLACKBEARD! You know you got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?
"AARRGGH It's drivin' me nuts!"
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Two good ol' boys are out fishing when a boat full of PETA fanatics come up and start slapping the water and screaming as loud as they can.
Cletus looks over at Elmo and says, "city folk . . . you ain't gonna catch no fish thatta way!"
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Why did NASA want to send a Frenchman into outer space?
They wanted to test the effects of Zero gravity on rudeness.
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Two cannibals were dining on a clown. One cannibal turned to the other and said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A engineering student was walking along and one of his engineering buddy rode up on a nice new bicycle.
"Wow, Where'd you get that," he asked.
"It was amazing! I was walking through the park and a beautiful blonde on a bicycle rode up, jumped off her bike, threw off all of her clothes, opened her arms and exclaimed, 'take whatever you want.'"
"Good choice" came the reply, "The clothes probably would not have fit!"
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A couple of Arkansas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard . . . The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Q- What do you call a mentally disturbed horse with a broken leg?
A- Crazy glue
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A B-flat, a D-flat, and an F key walk into a bar.The bartender turns to them and says "I'm sorry: we don't serve minors here."
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Did you hear that Monica Lewinski voted Republican this year? She said that the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
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NEW DEATHBOX DECK!
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On 2/19/2005
HACKETT - BLACK LEATHER RACING
wrote in from
United States
(68.71.nnn.nnn)
For those that don't get CONCUSSION MAGAZINE (ROCKS!)
This is the new ad - Featuring my new Iron Cross Reissue
which just sold out of the first 100 in 4 days! (I'm stoked
I got 2 of them!)
Ahh...the shamefull plug - I don't care; eat a dick if you don't like it.
HACKETT - BLR
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Heard the one about...
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On 2/19/2005 PoolHog
wrote in from
United Kingdom
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Guy in hospital, lying in bed when the doctor turns up.
Doc: "Got some good news and bad news for ya"
Guy in bed: " Give it to me straight doc, what's the bad news?
Doc: "I'm sorry, but I got to cut both your legs off"
Guy in bed: "No s#@!, so what's the good news?"
Doc: "The guy in the next bed said he'll buy your slippers"!
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Alligators on the Potomac
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On 2/19/2005
Jack in Aurora
wrote in from
United States
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Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Potomac
River. The smaller one turned to the larger one and commented, "I don't
understand why you are so much bigger than me. We're the same age and we
were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big
gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied
the small gator. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down on the other
side of the swamp, near the parking lot." "Same here. Hmm. How do you
catch them?" "I crawl up under one of their cars and wait for one to come
along and unlock their car. Then I jump out, grab 'em by the leg, shake
the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em. Why?" "Ah-ha!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment, kid.
By the time you get done shaking the crap out of a politician, there's
nothing left but an ass#@! and a briefcase!!!"
Cheers,
Jack in Aurora
God rides a longboard!
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HA
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On 2/19/2005
HACKETT - BLACK LEATHER RACING
wrote in from
United States
(68.71.nnn.nnn)
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s#@!..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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joke
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On 2/18/2005
john O.
wrote in from
United States
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Why is a line of good blow like a womens breast?
Cause one ain't enough, and threes too many.
If you liked this joke leave one of your own!
It's like a game...
Get it?
Sielli Sielli, (if that is your real name) you better be at the race on Sunday! No f#@!ing around! Be at that race or were signing you up and it's straight to Bagdad for your ass! Ha Ha! BLR
WTPOAH/blr
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Oly Shots..
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On 2/18/2005
HACKETT - BLACK LEATHER RACING
wrote in from
United States
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There are a ton of Olson shots from back in the day...
Wouldn't you rather see yours truly surfing Moonlight beach?
HACKMAN - BLR
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OlsOn back in the day
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On 2/18/2005 GW
wrote in from
United States
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Does anyone have any pics oF oLSoN in the
late 70's early 80's I heard he looks alot
diferent back then good luck with the race
dudes!!
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BLR Ad
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On 2/18/2005
North Carolina Longboarder- DownHill Billies
wrote in from
United States
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Hackett and Olson: Now, that is the kind of ad that we like to see!
I am digging checking out this Forum. In a matter of minutes it became one, if not the, most popular forum on NCDSA. In some ways, it's like a car wreak on the side of the road, you can't help but to divert your eyes over here first to see what disaster, excitement, or outright off the chain insanity is being posted! Great Forum!
MK
North Carolina Longboarder
Proud Member of the DownHill Billies
Wears his Black Leather Racing Tee Shirt in the Heart of NASCAR with Pride.
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Montebello
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On 2/18/2005
MG
wrote in from
United States
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Piercy?
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EE's pic
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On 2/18/2005 Sk8brd41
wrote in from
United States
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Is it you?
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Surf Style
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On 2/18/2005 EE
wrote in from
United States
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Montebello Skate Park under construction. Name the skater...
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Wet at both ends
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On 2/18/2005
Fadell
wrote in from
United States
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If it ain't snow in Michigan - its rain in Cal!
If rain dosen't break this weekend- any chance for a last minute indoor park slalom somewhere?? Or even just a session?
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EE's pic's
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On 2/18/2005 sk8brd41 (Steve S)
wrote in from
United States
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Hey EE, is the bottom picture at Carlsbad?
Hackett, Tunnel Rocks were the S%$t, nice and hard and fast and great for slides. I was a green Kryptonics fan after the Tunnels. Gyro's were pretty damn fast too.
Steve
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cankles ...or should i say, the lack there-of
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On 2/18/2005
civilian2b
wrote in from
United States
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when you're too fat to even have 'cankles' then something's wrong
-c2b-
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HOLY HAM HOCKS BATMAN
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On 2/17/2005
Tod
wrote in from
United States
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DAMN, Mt. Baldy is just childs play....
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Where's Olson
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On 2/17/2005 EE
wrote in from
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Truck Drop
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On 2/17/2005 GBJ
wrote in from
United States
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DH, Doesn't video of that acid drop off the back of the truck show up in one of the old Powell Peralta videos? I'm thinking it was Future Primitive, but it could've been Animal Chin... naaahhh. It must've been Future Primitive. There was great footage of that whole New York junket.
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Last ride....
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On 2/17/2005 EE
wrote in from
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I don't have an umbrella
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On 2/17/2005 DC
wrote in from
United States
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The weather channel is saying things look dicey in SD this weekend. I'm hoping the locals can give a more tuned prediction. If the race is rained out, do we go next week? Or does it just roll over to the next event in March?
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