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On 10/13/2008
joe i
wrote in from
United States
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I so desperately wish to participate, and yet for the life of me cannot determine what is being said here. I went to the online translator I use for business purposes and it was wholly perplexed. In fact all it did was forward me to the Outdoor World website (?).
Regardless, I am most excited as the days fall off the calendar and the Dawn of Dixie is at hand. I would like to throw out a special thank you to the women of Statesville for the cards and letters. It's nice to know you missed me last year, as I missed all of you. Unfortunately at this time, my dance card is full, but I am now reserving spots for 2009.
Yours, confederately,
Joe i
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Taters fulla gravee
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On 10/13/2008 Ida Clarr
wrote in from
United States
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I knowd Tater wuz ah lyin jest cuz I dun seen it mysilf . It wernt no skunk pee and it wernt no tree stand. He dun clum up on thyat lawchin thang dim hillbillies ah dun bilt and he'uz so afeared he dun wet hiz breeches. But Tater,, Ima thinkin thim boyz frum up north gointa clim upar anda gonna wet thar britches too.
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Likker is Qwikker...
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On 10/12/2008 Tater Bacon
wrote in from
United States
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Just hauled myself out of a tree stand. Readin' this while covered in skunk pee and I can tell yall ain't got nuthin' Tater cain't handle. Ima woop me some Northern boys just like them Western mountain boys. Better jes watch it cauz the Tater don't back down.
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Crazy
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On 10/12/2008 Jebby Toby Tyler
wrote in from
United States
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Hell Yeah'em boys dun gone off and gone crazy as a possum in a mash barrel.
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Look'in fer likker....
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On 10/11/2008 Lee Ray McRoy
wrote in from
United States
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Them hillbillies are a mak’in thar way from one side of dang county to the other. I heared tell it them boys came a call’in way up in Pig’s Hip Haller yesterde a look’in fer some likker fer a shindig thays a hav’in. I runed into Hap Dillard down to the feed store and he dun sayed the whole lot of’em came a loaded up in a fancy pick’em up truck all dude’ed up like a outta town preacher ready to meet his maker. Hap sayed they was all as swimmy-headed as ole widder Porterfield at a Saturday night social in Olin. He sayed that one a them thar hillbillies commenced ta chuck’in rocks at Clem Rayburns place and then all hell broke loose. Clem got all goosed up and was a runn’in round like a short legged dog at a bacon race and got himself all hung up in the washline. I ain’t sure if’in thay got any likker but from the sound of things, them boys don’t need any. If’in I didn know better, I’d sayed thay was all tetched in the the head.
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CRAZY HILLBILLIES
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On 10/10/2008 JUNIOR
wrote in from
United States
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Dem crazy hillbillies stolt da wood from momma lynns house to billed dem big ramps
but me an da boys are gonna make um squillll when we catch up to um.
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dem boys is nuts
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On 10/10/2008 flea
wrote in from
United States
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I duns seent it all now. I gonna go ahead and digs my own grave cause i's gonna get killd. if i come off dat konttrapshun.
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I seen i too
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On 10/10/2008 Jed McClendenin
wrote in from
United States
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I seen it too'ins up'r on center street hill road. I was a drivn to sunday go to meetn when I done crested the hill and ran slap into a bunch of 'em hillbillies a raising a rukus all round some kinda ramp thing. I hunged out my truck and hallared fer them to git outta the way and I be damned ifin's they didn't give me the middle finger then them thar hillbillies dun started slaping middle finger stickers all over my ford.
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give'en up
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On 10/10/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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HAY LOOK BALBERT!! LOL, LOL, ah, oh ahhhh, oh no… I swalloerd my redman… ther quieting… down to 72 from 74… all you long hairs better get you’ns a good nife saderde night ho down is on the south side of the tracks… if you know what saying… That old mill looks like something out of one of them saw movies.
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maybe he knows
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On 10/10/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgoW9OWM80&feature=related
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SOME KINDA BIG CONTRAPTION
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On 10/10/2008 JIMMY WAYNE JOHNSTON
wrote in from
United States
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I hav’ta tell youin’s that I ain’t ever seen nutt’in like it in all my
born days. Sakes alive, they was a pullin a cart with some kinda big
contraption lashed down to it and they was a whoop’in and a haller’in to
beat the band. They was a hanging out the winders of that there truck and
all lumped in’da back like a wad of cottonmouths in a poke at a Sunday
service. Next thing I knowed they was a set’in that there contraption up
in the road a blocking traffic a com’in and a go’in like the funeral old
man Kellsey done had. If’in I didn know better I’da swore I heared one
of’um a yell’in, “eight feet of stoke baby, eight feet”. Now boys, I’ma
here ta tell ya, as sure is a Kentucky moon is blue, that there thing was
every bit’a eight feet and as crooked as a coonhounds back leg but as
smooth as new churned butter on an August day. But what the hell was that
thing anyway?
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Uncle-Daddy
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On 10/10/2008 Tater Bacon
wrote in from
United States
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Them boys got a sure-fire way to git them folks a head-scratchin'. If yall ain't
got the hairy parts to ride them big dang-ol ramps, stay on the porch with the rest of them pups. Tater Bacon gonna mess you up for sure. Out drank ya, out dance ya, out smoke ya, take yer girl and kick yer dog! Come get some!
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get'e up
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On 10/10/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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HAY DALBERT!!!!! You thank All em’ long hairs from the left coast will go off that big old ramp them hillbillies built? DELBERT I think this ramp is biger the Tommy jr’s roll in on his old ½ pike. Man o man…… my oldest girl said she was going to find a real man this year. I sure hops so I can’t feed her anymore. Are we gone to tell ‘em what’s in the food this year or just let’ em eat it? Old skezy is ah making some of that good old moonshine for the old shrimp boot caption…. Who’s do for a big ramp come on don’t be shi…. It’s Halloween we can all go to town with out get’ em looked at like something from the movie wrong turn. Oh ye haw let’s get it on… we’ll see who the men are this year you better sak’it up boys, Damnit I’m talking to ya zak, do ya here me boy! Do ya still have that long pordy hair??? I can’t wat to see ya again, just like the last time.
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DEM HILLBILLIES AINT RITE
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On 10/9/2008 DONNYS LIL BROTHER DALBERT
wrote in from
United States
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ITS TRUE DONNY TOLT ME HE SEENT DA DAMDEST THANG OVAR ON CENTER STREET LASNITE.
HE WAS A DRIVEN HIS BIG RIG UP DA HILL AN DEM HILLBILLIES WAS A RUNNEN A MUCK ALL OVER DA HILL PAINTEN NEM POKER DOTS EVERWERE.THEN MY GOD BROTHER INLAW RUSSELL DYE
SAID HAYELL DONNY WES ALL SEENTDAT A HUNERD TIMES BEFOUR. DONNY SAID DAMIT RUSSELL LET ME FINISH WHEN I GOT TO THE TOPUDA HILL DEM HILLBILLIES HAD BILT A RAMP AS TALL AS MY TRAILER. I SWARE AT ONE HILLBILLIE ON TOPUDA RAMP WASA LOOKEN DOWN DADAM MUFFLER OF MY MACTRUCK SO I ASKD DEM HILLBILLIE DEVILS WAS THEY TRIEN TO BILLD THERE WAY INTA HAVEN. THEY JUST LAFFED AN AT ONE BIGEN SAID HE WAS A STOKED TO DA FFEEKEN MAX I DONT KNOW WHAT DAT MEENS BUT HE WAS, SOME OFUM SAID THEY WAS PLUMMERS BUT I NEVER SEENT NO TOOLBELTS ONUM. AN AT ONE WAS A HOLLEREN AND DOIN HIS GANG SINES SO I TOLTM DONT DO DEM GANG SINES AT ME BOY I GOTTA ROCKCHUCKER IN HERE AND HE SAID ITS NOT GANG SINES DUDE ITS DA SHOCKER SOMEM BOUT DA PANK AN DA STANK. ALLS I NO IS DEM RAMPS ARE BIGENS AN DEM BOYS IS CRAZY.
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It aint killed
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On 10/9/2008
marty
wrote in from
United States
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Fare N tarnashun, it ain't killed down here it's KILT!!!
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DHB at it again
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On 10/8/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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What’s going on in Dixie land these days…..? Someone told my sister’s boyfriend’s uncle that works over at the BP that Larry saw them damn downhillbillies driving thru town with some big ass ramp on the back of an old cotton trailer. Peggy ( my sister’s boyfriends uncle’s 3rd wife) called Lt Mike Sharp to find out what they’re doing with all the wood…. I’m not sure and I have not seen them but the word on the street in Statesville is that the DHB has built 8’ ramps for the GS race on Sunday. The downhillbillies are going to get them self’s killed….. Peggy said that one guy was going 30 mph off that ramp right out into the road…… “ damn hillbillies”
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Dressed to kill it...
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On 10/7/2008
Mr. Surly
wrote in from
United States
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The previous post about the costumes being required is
for the Friday night race only. I mean, you can wear one
all weekend if you think it will help.
IMPORTANT STATEMENT BELOW
Unlike previous Dixie Cups:
The Friday event counts towards the OVERALL.
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Dixie Cup
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On 10/7/2008 DHB
wrote in from
United States
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FYI -
COSTUME REQUIRED! 2 Second penalty per run for racers not wearing some form of costume or Halloween make-up. Skater costumes do not count. (You can’t come dressed like (Fill in the blank with your favorite or not so favorite skater)) .
IMPORTANT NOTE: This year’s Friday Night Hybrid counts in toward the OVERALL 2008 DIXIE CUP CHAMPIONSHIP for both PRO and OPEN riders. (In the past the Friday night event did not count toward the overall but because of the special opportunity with Halloween it is included this year!)
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D I X I E
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On 8/20/2008 Mr. Surly
wrote in from
United States
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100%
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On 8/15/2008 Mr. Surly
wrote in from
United States
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Dixie
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On 8/13/2008 Mr. Surly
wrote in from
United States
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October 31 - November 2 - 2008
Juggy For Prez!
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Beast
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On 4/10/2008
Marty
wrote in from
United States
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It's April, It's on. 3 days of GS...Screamin fast, mo mo mo G damed S.
On the road tomorrow, see you boys there.
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Beasty
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On 3/8/2008
Marty
wrote in from
United States
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I can't wait for the beast. I wish it was April.....
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marion
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On 12/5/2007
donald20
wrote in from
Germany
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herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag,du kleine honigschnute.
möge dein frischrasierter schädel immer glänzen wie die aufgehende sonne!
mach weiter so und alles gute!
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MC Hammerhead
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On 12/2/2007
Karl
wrote in from
United States
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Happy Birthday Marion Karr!
I had an amazing time this weekend at the mini Dixie cup we had. Saturday's hill was amazing with the fresh pavement and sunday the DHB set up the whole timing system and ramps and we ran dual Hybrid and GS at Hobby park. Everyone was killing it, Marion, Evan, Wenztle, Jeff, Dholt, Bertman, Dustin, Bryan and Stephanie were all shredding. Hope we get to do it again soon. Bob, Marion's skater buddy who got on a skateboard for the first time in 20 years got an entire year's worth of racing experience in one weekend. He's the man with the van, amazing progression!
Thanks DHB!
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