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Question #3
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On 10/22/2008 joe i
wrote in from
United States
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If a husband and wife in Statesville get divorced, are they still cousins?
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chicagos rollin'
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On 10/22/2008 cfuker
wrote in from
United States
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bin 2 long sins eyes scene u boyz.eye bin watchn u masterdebaters(says it fast) on dis thred an wanted 2 lit u no its on.cant wayt 2 c u later.cfuker
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shoulder
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On 10/22/2008 flea
wrote in from
United States
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he wont get coldt cause he'll have more tape round'm then the rest-q departmint has in its supply room. I bet his shooll'dr is gonna getz ta hurt'n as soon-as-n hims i's
look up on dem big ol 1/4 pike type ramps.
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QUESTION #2
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On 10/22/2008
joe i
wrote in from
United States
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It's gonna be as cold as a snakes butt in a wagon rut Friday night. Up north, up yonder, right cheer we get a barrrel and start a fire (burning mostly issues of Southern Living magazine).
My question. How we gonna keep Keith Hollien warm?
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red meat
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On 10/22/2008 flea
wrote in from
United States
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oh no not un'n city slikkers!
BigDsayscutt
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BEER
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On 10/22/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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lol, lol, You go out of Statesville! You bet'er get ya beer before to come to statesville.
Can you say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUPU3JUU0eU&feature=related
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Beer Run
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On 10/21/2008
joe i
wrote in from
United States
(63.87.nnn.nnn)
OK, fellers. I'm gonna start asking some questions for Dixie. I might as well ask them here.
Where's the beer store. Believe it or not i don't drink often, but when I do I prefer a wide selection. Winn Dixie and Harris Teeter ain't gonna do it.
So where do I go?
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Puss'ins
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On 10/21/2008 Wayne Ray Jackson
wrote in from
United States
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Hell yeah I'm a call'in ye out. You'ins dun gone yeller? Dun enlisted up till ya heared about'em eight footers didncha? Now ya dun gone a skinny'in back down the holler a moan'in like a birthin woman. Show yer greenbacks, git on over har and a commensta skate'in boys.
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Somke'in
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On 10/17/2008 Pervis Dawson
wrote in from
United States
(68.166.nnn.nnn)
I'd say ya'll dun been a smoke'in them thar left-handed cigarettes if'in I didn't knowed better. Can't nary a one of ya's hold a sunt candle to the likes of that baldheaded feller who'ins is a always a yell'in and a sworpin around all over tarnation tarnation.
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t-14 days
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On 10/17/2008
joe i
wrote in from
United States
(63.87.nnn.nnn)
Two weeks! Two weeks until I'm back in DIXIE!
I'll be getting the 6 wheeler out for a toon up this weekend. Can't wait to see all y'all (see I'm working on it)
YeeeHaaaaw
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sharrin ma cobbler
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On 10/17/2008 Ida Clarr
wrote in from
United States
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Luks like Illa be da hoestiss withins da moestiss at dat thar Dixie swarray. Cob, I ainta mindin sharrin ma cobbler, but don’t be ah gettin carred away cuz Im almost pramissed. So Steve, youins gonna hafta innerdoose me ta thim thar hillbilly boiz’. Ima git all worshed up nice fer thim boyz, ant I mite evun waix ma laegs an war ma skart. I gotta meet thait big ol Surlee bo thoe, heesah pertee asa shinee new peannie. Tater tolt me ta wach out fer thait thar Saint Clarr feller cuz he’s full ah mud as da crick downt da holler. I planta be daensin withun all thim hillbilly boyz at thait swarray thang soins donta be shie.
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got-toe-mighty
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On 10/16/2008 bobby joe lee
wrote in from
United States
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damn'd if dems aint done built some BIG ol ramps fo dem boys to be a comming off of in some kind'a crazy'er'n hell if i's no's. I can't even see the middle when i's is on the top. but, i dunn'd come'd off of um and ain't no city slick'n wanna be gonna tells me i cain'ts cause i's already did and i's gonna be on shine whens i do it again.
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Still Frinz..
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On 10/16/2008 gob cobbler
wrote in from
United Kingdom
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Sorry Steve I'll have your shine cobbler 2. An I'll shair da cobbler dat my cousin Ida Clarr will b brin'n round bout 10, ah hell cum along I'm sure dat Ida woodn't mined it b like ole times!
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Your rit
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On 10/16/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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I'll make you some
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Oh Steve...
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On 10/16/2008 gob cobbler
wrote in from
United Kingdom
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U no whut Steve Kiss My Arse! I'm havn my shine cobbler weather u likkit ur not! An I nose u da 1 dat dumped dim dead shrimp n my kar!
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cobler
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On 10/16/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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I ant'a makin no cobler this year! you can't control your hippy ass, I don't need some wild ass redhead dude runn thru my yard agen,
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da trubble wit da shine peeple!!!
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On 10/16/2008 gob cobbler
wrote in from
United Kingdom
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I-D-Klair Ida Clarr, duh lass time we gots ta making da cobbler n yarr kitchn 9 munths later Lil'Jr kame along. I cuddn't git dat smell off me fur weeks. U no what a rukkus dat kaused cuz my uncle u'er babbies pappy didnt take kinedly dat dare B any ? 's to da akuzashuns to thair be'n an illajitamet heir to da "Skrapp Mettal OttoMotive BarB-Q CreamatorEum" hah wich all no it's juss ah chepe broak down pic-up dat surv'n yesterday's smoaked meat, an da melt'n NeoPaulaton Ice Milk from da Winn Dixie in wich he'sell'n at thair parking lott off Ext53. B'n dat Lil'Jr. is da lass chance u dun had ta bear ah son fur Rite Nut Ronny! since da proceedurer, wich I do sind my sinsearus apolloG's. Well anywayz Rite Nut Ronny had dun gots da Court ta take hiz side, an dim PhuknBassturds ishoed me a D'hammed RestrAning order! Wich fur da life uv me cann't immanjin Y? It sayz I cann't git narr U urr Lil'Jr, hah wich suitz me juss fine!! Shoot until Hell Fadell want'n to getz N-2-it, shoot he gots onto dat wheel Chair Front Porch Ramp, heheha takes hiz dam 2 small jr sized shurt off an wuz hollar-n 'Ida Clarr I'm dat babbz Daddy.' Well I dun new he tuka liken to dat shine cobbler an he wuz dair dat night 2. Cum ta tink he tuk hiz jr sized shurt off at dat party, hell u couldn't miss him He da only 1. Well Ida Clarr itz tukken a long time fur me ta furgitz dis episode we'z whent tru an I'z juss tinking dat itz juss 2 much fur Lil'Jr 2 take I cam around. I tink all could be 4givn if sum shine cobbler ana bole uv greens an grits were leff unda da ol'oak tree in da bak 40 aroun 10pmest, Dat wood be reel nice, real nice!
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shine cobbler
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On 10/14/2008 Ida Clarr
wrote in from
United States
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Hay cobbler yuins welceem ta uze ma kichin ta mak sum cobbler ifa yuins wuz ta flote ova har ta the scoch-arsh sida Nor Cairlina.
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Moonshine cobbler ready yet?
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On 10/14/2008 gob cobbler
wrote in from
United Kingdom
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ya'll gitten any of dat famous moonshine cobbler ready? Cuz I likes mine neet! I swear my Uncle Right Nut Ronny wuz on a rampage cuz whin he done found out dat da cobbler wuzn't reddy yet he'd grabt da furst thang dat kame his way and barrydit! day coudn't proove nutt'n doe!
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Daneil Josey
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On 10/13/2008 Steve
wrote in from
United States
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if you'd pays me my's damn money for ho'ing out my moma , I TOF could buy me a tooth for the dixe... buy up.... Daneil!!
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Joe _-- Translator
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On 10/13/2008 Pat Chewning
wrote in from
United States
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Joe, use this translator: http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html
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Smell this....
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On 10/13/2008 Daneil Josey
wrote in from
United States
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You'ins call them thar ramps? I dun seen bigger lumps on my baby sister when shes a wersh'in in the crick. Thays might make yer'ins draw up but I'ma guess'in you'ins ain't got none nary a way. Them ramps ain't a offer'in a wilder ride than yer mammia do er thay? Dun seen her a tak'in on four adda time down to the paster. Heard squeel'in and it twant no pig eifer. Sueeeey, here piggy, piggy.
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do I small a rat!
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On 10/13/2008 steve poly
wrote in from
United States
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IS that a yank on ar form! SOme boda owt to tell'em it's all gray and blue here baby. I back down from nothing! not even you Tater! wow, fir works, wow, ..... light it again... light it again... you can't light it again ... it's a one shot jonny!
joe, joe I'm taken the first danse with you... your mine baby all mine... you beter have them ther pans on.... when you get here... wow! fir works....
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Howta trainslate
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On 10/13/2008 Ida Clarr
wrote in from
United States
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Yooins cana take dat thar online thang an tossit out yer winder cuz it ainna gonna werk. It all pins on whar ya frum an how miny teef ya got. Try puttin dry grits tween yer loer lip and gums, thein rede thez here post out loud. Itil all sount natril ta yooins ifins ya werk at it.
Go on ana practis naow, thez here gurlz in Statesvull dont taka liken ta no feller thet cainta tallk rite.
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